Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.

Day Watch (2006)
Watched: 13/08/2011
Dir: Timur Bekmambetov
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: incomprehensible
Recommended: no

Doomsday (2008)
Watched: 12/08/2011
Dir: Neil Marshall
My rating: 7/10 (55^th %ile)
In a word: camp-tastic
Recommended: yes

Into Eternity (2010)
Watched: 12/08/2011
Dir: Michael Madsen
My rating: 7.6/10 (65^th %ile)
In a word: gorgeous
Recommended: yes

Nostalgia for the Light (2010)
Watched: 12/08/2011
Dir: Patricio Guzmán
My rating: 7.5/10 (63^rd %ile)
In a word: beautiful
Recommended: yes

Scream 4 (2011)
Watched: 04/08/2011
Dir: Wes Craven
My rating: 6.1/10 (40^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: sure

Valhalla Rising (2009)
Watched: 01/08/2011
Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn
My rating: 7.3/10 (60^th %ile)
In a word: beautiful
Recommended: yes

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
Watched: 01/08/2011
Dir: Jason Eisener
My rating: 6.8/10 (52^nd %ile)
In a word: honest
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
Burke and Hare (2010)
Watched: 01/08/2011
Dir: John Landis
My rating: 3.5/10 (13^rd %ile)
In a word: boring
Recommended: no

Bottom 10%
Hop (2011)
Watched: 01/08/2011
Dir: Tim Hill
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: stupid
Recommended: no

Bottom 10%
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
Watched: 01/08/2011
Dir: Kelly Asbury
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: pointless
Recommended: no

Bottom 10%
Your Highness (2011)
Watched: 31/07/2011
Dir: David Gordon Green
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: shit
Recommended: nope

Bottom 10%
Dinocroc (2004)
Watched: 25/07/2011
Dir: Kevin O'Neill
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: poor
Recommended: nope

Dinoshark (TV 2010)
Watched: 25/07/2011
Dir: Kevin O'Neill
My rating: 5/10 (25^th %ile)
In a word: surprising
Recommended: sure

Bottom 10%
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Watched: 25/07/2011
Dir: Joe Alves
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: god-awful
Recommended: no

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
Watched: 24/07/2011
Dir: Richard Brooks
My rating: 7.6/10 (65^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: sure

'Tamara Drewe' (2010)
Watched: 23/07/2011
Dir: Stephen Frears
My rating: 7.6/10 (65^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

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Best Overall
Let the Right One In (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
In a word: superlative
Recommended: yes

Worst Overall
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
Watched: 18/03/2011
Dir: Christopher Ray
My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

Rating stats

0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67