Sacha Wheeler

Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.
    Day Watch (2006)
    Watched: 13/08/2011
    Dir: Timur Bekmambetov
    My rating: 4/10 (17th %ile)
    In a word: incomprehensible
    Recommended: no
    Doomsday (2008)
    Watched: 12/08/2011
    Dir: Neil Marshall
    My rating: 7/10 (55th %ile)
    In a word: camp-tastic
    Recommended: yes
    Into Eternity (2010)
    Watched: 12/08/2011
    Dir: Michael Madsen
    My rating: 7.6/10 (65th %ile)
    In a word: gorgeous
    Recommended: yes
    Nostalgia for the Light (2010)
    Watched: 12/08/2011
    Dir: Patricio Guzmán
    My rating: 7.5/10 (63rd %ile)
    In a word: beautiful
    Recommended: yes
    Scream 4 (2011)
    Watched: 04/08/2011
    Dir: Wes Craven
    My rating: 6.1/10 (40th %ile)
    In a word: fun
    Recommended: sure
    Valhalla Rising (2009)
    Watched: 01/08/2011
    Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn
    My rating: 7.3/10 (60th %ile)
    In a word: beautiful
    Recommended: yes
    Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
    Watched: 01/08/2011
    Dir: Jason Eisener
    My rating: 6.8/10 (52nd %ile)
    In a word: honest
    Recommended: yes
    Bottom 10%
    Burke and Hare (2010)
    Watched: 01/08/2011
    Dir: John Landis
    My rating: 3.5/10 (13rd %ile)
    In a word: boring
    Recommended: no
    Bottom 10%
    Hop (2011)
    Watched: 01/08/2011
    Dir: Tim Hill
    My rating: 3/10 (8th %ile)
    In a word: stupid
    Recommended: no
    Bottom 10%
    Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
    Watched: 01/08/2011
    Dir: Kelly Asbury
    My rating: 3/10 (8th %ile)
    In a word: pointless
    Recommended: no
    Bottom 10%
    Your Highness (2011)
    Watched: 31/07/2011
    Dir: David Gordon Green
    My rating: 4/10 (17th %ile)
    In a word: shit
    Recommended: nope
    Bottom 10%
    Dinocroc (2004)
    Watched: 25/07/2011
    Dir: Kevin O'Neill
    My rating: 3/10 (8th %ile)
    In a word: poor
    Recommended: nope
    Dinoshark (TV 2010)
    Watched: 25/07/2011
    Dir: Kevin O'Neill
    My rating: 5/10 (25th %ile)
    In a word: surprising
    Recommended: sure
    Bottom 10%
    Jaws 3-D (1983)
    Watched: 25/07/2011
    Dir: Joe Alves
    My rating: 3/10 (8th %ile)
    In a word: god-awful
    Recommended: no
    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
    Watched: 24/07/2011
    Dir: Richard Brooks
    My rating: 7.6/10 (65th %ile)
    In a word: good
    Recommended: sure
    'Tamara Drewe' (2010)
    Watched: 23/07/2011
    Dir: Stephen Frears
    My rating: 7.6/10 (65th %ile)
    In a word: good
    Recommended: yes

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    Best Overall
    Let the Right One In (2008)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Tomas Alfredson
    My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
    In a word: superlative
    Recommended: yes
    Worst Overall
    Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
    Watched: 18/03/2011
    Dir: Christopher Ray
    My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
    In a word: dreadful
    Recommended: no

    Rating stats

    0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67

    As you can see I tend to watch movies that I tend to like. This is not surprising.