Sacha Wheeler

Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.
    Zatoichi (2003)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Takeshi Kitano
    My rating: 7/10 (55th %ile)
    In a word: gorgeous
    Recommended: yes
    Top Gun (1986)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Tony Scott
    My rating: 5/10 (25th %ile)
    In a word: dated
    Recommended: I can't
    Spy Game (2001)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Tony Scott
    My rating: 5.9/10 (37th %ile)
    In a word: pretty
    Recommended: sure
    Speed Racer (2008)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
    My rating: 4/10 (17th %ile)
    In a word: forgettable
    Recommended: no
    Sneakers (1992)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Phil Alden Robinson
    My rating: 7.1/10 (57th %ile)
    In a word: cool
    Recommended: yes
    Smokin' Aces (2006)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Joe Carnahan
    My rating: 7/10 (55th %ile)
    In a word: confusing
    Recommended: yes
    Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Michael Davis
    My rating: 6/10 (38th %ile)
    In a word: fun
    Recommended: yes
    Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Doug Liman
    My rating: 5/10 (25th %ile)
    In a word: passable
    Recommended: yes
    Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Stephen Chow
    My rating: 8/10 (72nd %ile)
    In a word: amazing
    Recommended: yes
    Inside Man (2006)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Spike Lee
    My rating: 6.6/10 (48th %ile)
    In a word: worthy
    Recommended: yes
    Hitman (2007)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Xavier Gens
    My rating: 7.9/10 (70th %ile)
    In a word: guilty-pleasure
    Recommended: yes
    Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: George Armitage
    My rating: 7.8/10 (68th %ile)
    In a word: terrific
    Recommended: yes
    Gomorrah (2008)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Matteo Garrone
    My rating: 8/10 (72nd %ile)
    In a word: amazing
    Recommended: yes
    Equilibrium (2002)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Kurt Wimmer
    My rating: 6/10 (38th %ile)
    In a word: uncomplicated
    Recommended: yes
    The Legend of Drunken Master (1994)
    Watched: 22/05/2011
    Dir: Chia-Liang Liu, and 1 more credit »
    My rating: 4.5/10 (20th %ile)
    In a word: fun
    Recommended: yes
    Doom (2005)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Andrzej Bartkowiak
    My rating: 4/10 (17th %ile)
    In a word: terrible
    Recommended: no

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    Best Overall
    Let the Right One In (2008)
    Watched: 15/06/2009
    Dir: Tomas Alfredson
    My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
    In a word: superlative
    Recommended: yes
    Worst Overall
    Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
    Watched: 18/03/2011
    Dir: Christopher Ray
    My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
    In a word: dreadful
    Recommended: no

    Rating stats

    0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67

    As you can see I tend to watch movies that I tend to like. This is not surprising.