Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.

Zatoichi (2003)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Takeshi Kitano
My rating: 7/10 (55^th %ile)
In a word: gorgeous
Recommended: yes

Top Gun (1986)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Tony Scott
My rating: 5/10 (25^th %ile)
In a word: dated
Recommended: I can't

Spy Game (2001)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Tony Scott
My rating: 5.9/10 (37^th %ile)
In a word: pretty
Recommended: sure

Speed Racer (2008)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: forgettable
Recommended: no

Sneakers (1992)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Phil Alden Robinson
My rating: 7.1/10 (57^th %ile)
In a word: cool
Recommended: yes

Smokin' Aces (2006)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Joe Carnahan
My rating: 7/10 (55^th %ile)
In a word: confusing
Recommended: yes

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Michael Davis
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Doug Liman
My rating: 5/10 (25^th %ile)
In a word: passable
Recommended: yes

Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Stephen Chow
My rating: 8/10 (72^nd %ile)
In a word: amazing
Recommended: yes

Inside Man (2006)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Spike Lee
My rating: 6.6/10 (48^th %ile)
In a word: worthy
Recommended: yes

Hitman (2007)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Xavier Gens
My rating: 7.9/10 (70^th %ile)
In a word: guilty-pleasure
Recommended: yes

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: George Armitage
My rating: 7.8/10 (68^th %ile)
In a word: terrific
Recommended: yes

Gomorrah (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Matteo Garrone
My rating: 8/10 (72^nd %ile)
In a word: amazing
Recommended: yes

Equilibrium (2002)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Kurt Wimmer
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: uncomplicated
Recommended: yes

The Legend of Drunken Master (1994)
Watched: 22/05/2011
Dir: Chia-Liang Liu, and 1 more credit »
My rating: 4.5/10 (20^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

Doom (2005)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Andrzej Bartkowiak
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: terrible
Recommended: no

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Best Overall
Let the Right One In (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
In a word: superlative
Recommended: yes

Worst Overall
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
Watched: 18/03/2011
Dir: Christopher Ray
My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

Rating stats

0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67