Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: disappointing
Recommended: maybe

Insidious (2010)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: James Wan
My rating: 4.5/10 (20^th %ile)
In a word: nothing
Recommended: nope

High Fidelity (2000)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Stephen Frears
My rating: 6.7/10 (50^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

God Bless America (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Bobcat Goldthwait
My rating: 7.7/10 (67^th %ile)
In a word: wonderful
Recommended: yes

The Ides of March (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: George Clooney
My rating: 8/10 (72^nd %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
My rating: 3.8/10 (15^th %ile)
In a word: crap
Recommended: no

SUPER (2010)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: James Gunn
My rating: 8.5/10 (80^th %ile)
In a word: great
Recommended: yes

UHF (1989)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Jay Levey
My rating: 4.1/10 (18^th %ile)
In a word: stupid
Recommended: no

Rambo (2008)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Sylvester Stallone
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: boring
Recommended: no

The Baxter (2005)
Watched: 14/03/2012
Dir: Michael Showalter
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: cute
Recommended: sure

The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
Watched: 14/03/2012
Dir: Benjamin Ross
My rating: 6.5/10 (47^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
The Prince and the Showgirl (1957)
Watched: 14/03/2012
Dir: Laurence Olivier
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: dull
Recommended: no

Bottom 10%
Carnage (2011)
Watched: 14/03/2012
Dir: Roman Polanski
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: boring
Recommended: no

The Other F Word (2011)
Watched: 14/03/2012
Dir: Andrea Blaugrund Nevins
My rating: 5/10 (25^th %ile)
In a word: alright
Recommended: sure

The Muppets (2011)
Watched: 05/03/2012
Dir: James Bobin
My rating: 6.7/10 (50^th %ile)
In a word: funny
Recommended: yes

Melancholia (2011)
Watched: 05/03/2012
Dir: Lars von Trier
My rating: 7.5/10 (63^rd %ile)
In a word: beautiful
Recommended: yes

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Best Overall
Let the Right One In (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
In a word: superlative
Recommended: yes

Worst Overall
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
Watched: 18/03/2011
Dir: Christopher Ray
My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

Rating stats

0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67