Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.

Starcrash (1978)
Watched: 13/02/2012
Dir: Luigi Cozzi
My rating: 4/10 (17^th %ile)
In a word: terrible
Recommended: no

Top 10%
The Artist (2011)
Watched: 13/02/2012
Dir: Michel Hazanavicius
My rating: 9.5/10 (95^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: highly

Project Nim (2011)
Watched: 31/01/2012
Dir: James Marsh
My rating: 7.6/10 (64^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: yes

The Rum Diary (2011)
Watched: 29/01/2012
Dir: Bruce Robinson
My rating: 7.8/10 (67^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

Bronson (2008)
Watched: 28/01/2012
Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn
My rating: 7.7/10 (66^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: yes

Top 10%
The Guard (2011)
Watched: 22/01/2012
Dir: John Michael McDonagh
My rating: 8.8/10 (84^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: highly

Real Steel (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Shawn Levy
My rating: 6.2/10 (41^st %ile)
In a word: alright
Recommended: barely

A Dangerous Method (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: David Cronenberg
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: slow
Recommended: no

Warrior (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Gavin O'Connor
My rating: 7/10 (53^rd %ile)
In a word: great
Recommended: yes

Hugo (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Martin Scorsese
My rating: 4.5/10 (21^st %ile)
In a word: dull
Recommended: no

Puss in Boots (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Chris Miller
My rating: 6/10 (38^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: sure

Top 10%
Young Adult (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Jason Reitman
My rating: 8.8/10 (84^th %ile)
In a word: fine
Recommended: yes

Top 10%
Shame (2011)
Watched: 21/01/2012
Dir: Steve McQueen
My rating: 9.1/10 (90^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: yes

Top 10%
Truckfighters (2011)
Watched: 10/01/2012
Dir: Joerg Steineck
My rating: 9/10 (88^th %ile)
In a word: great
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
W.E. (2011)
Watched: 10/01/2012
Dir: Madonna
My rating: 3/10 (9^th %ile)
In a word: poor
Recommended: no

The Descendants (2011)
Watched: 09/01/2012
Dir: Alexander Payne
My rating: 7.8/10 (67^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

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Best Overall
Let the Right One In (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 9.8/10 (1/497)
In a word: superlative
Recommended: yes

Worst Overall
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
Watched: 18/03/2011
Dir: Christopher Ray
My rating: 1/10 (497/497)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

Rating stats

0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 23 | 4-5: 44 | 5-6: 40 | 6-7: 92 | 7-8: 148 | 8-9: 105 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.72