Movies

I didn't make these movies. I merely watched them, and passed judgement, and frankly, my rating system is pretty ropey, but heartfelt. Most recently watched first.

Into the Abyss (2011)
Watched: 10/05/2012
Dir: Werner Herzog
My rating: 8/10 (72^nd %ile)
In a word: amazing
Recommended: yes

Haywire (2011)
Watched: 09/05/2012
Dir: Steven Soderbergh
My rating: 6.3/10 (43^rd %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

Faces (1968)
Watched: 09/05/2012
Dir: John Cassavetes
My rating: 8.2/10 (75^th %ile)
In a word: devastating
Recommended: yes

Avengers Assemble (2012)
Watched: 09/05/2012
Dir: Joss Whedon
My rating: 8/10 (72^nd %ile)
In a word: awesome
Recommended: yes

Black Sheep (2006)
Watched: 02/05/2012
Dir: Jonathan King
My rating: 7.7/10 (67^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

Bad Ass (2012)
Watched: 28/04/2012
Dir: Craig Moss
My rating: 6.8/10 (52^nd %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
Human Highway (1982)
Watched: 28/04/2012
Dir: Dean Stockwell, Neil Young
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: fuck!
Recommended: no

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
Watched: 17/04/2012
Dir: Guy Ritchie
My rating: 6.5/10 (47^th %ile)
In a word: fun
Recommended: sure

Fast & Furious 5 (2011)
Watched: 16/04/2012
Dir: Justin Lin
My rating: 7/10 (55^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
Fay Grim (2006)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Hal Hartley
My rating: 3.5/10 (13^rd %ile)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: god no

Top 10%
13 Assassins (2010)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Takashi Miike
My rating: 8.8/10 (85^th %ile)
In a word: excellent
Recommended: yes

Bottom 10%
The Divide (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Xavier Gens
My rating: 3/10 (8^th %ile)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

The Woman in Black (2012)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: James Watkins
My rating: 5.4/10 (32^nd %ile)
In a word: ordinary
Recommended: no

The Escapist (2008)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Rupert Wyatt
My rating: 7/10 (55^th %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

Friends with Kids (2011)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Jennifer Westfeldt
My rating: 6.8/10 (52^nd %ile)
In a word: cute
Recommended: sure

Tabloid (2010)
Watched: 15/04/2012
Dir: Errol Morris
My rating: 7.4/10 (62^nd %ile)
In a word: good
Recommended: yes

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Best Overall
Let the Right One In (2008)
Watched: 15/06/2009
Dir: Tomas Alfredson
My rating: 9.8/10 (1/532)
In a word: superlative
Recommended: yes

Worst Overall
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (Video 2010)
Watched: 18/03/2011
Dir: Christopher Ray
My rating: 1/10 (532/532)
In a word: dreadful
Recommended: no

Rating stats

0-1: 0 | 1-2: 2 | 2-3: 8 | 3-4: 27 | 4-5: 51 | 5-6: 43 | 6-7: 101 | 7-8: 155 | 8-9: 110 | 9-10: 35 | Average: 6.67